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May. 25th, 2017 04:19 pm
thatyourefuse: Tatiana Petrovna from Peaky Blinders, topless save for fur coat, with cigarette. ([pb] it'll only hurt for a moment)
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Name a character, and I'll tell you:

What I like about them

What I dislike about them

Favourite moment

Least favourite moment

A situation with this character that I want to see explored more

An interesting AU for this character

A crossover

OTP (or OT3+ etc…. just… favourite ship)

Other ships



An assortment of headcanons!

(You're probably going to have the best luck with: Penny Dreadful, Peaky Blinders, Twin Peaks, The Hour, various things you know I've read. Note: I specifically have not seen enough Billions yet to answer reasonably.)
thatyourefuse: Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks, luminous. ([tp] ash and ice)
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/briefly surfaces for air from a five-day Twin Peaks binge, with hair hanging in my face and a slightly manic gleam in my eyes

I think I may have forgotten how to string together a standard English sentence. I want to hang red drapes all over everything. I love every woman in this pine-riddled hellhole (although Nadine tests me, I must admit). Oh my God James Hurley is boring. I think I'm having some kind of epic dialogue-based hatemance with Ben Horne and I want to write largely plotless novels about One-Eyed Jack's. How does Madchen Amick's face I don't understand (like how do ANY OF THESE FACES, but what kind of ludicrous luminous nonsense is this). I WOULD KILL FOR A DOUGHNUT.

(I haven't even gotten to any of the new material yet. I have to plow through S2 first. But from what I've heard, so far it's most of what I love and none of what I skip through.)

(I have seen Fire Walk With Me, for the first time, because [personal profile] ceebee_eebee insisted, and I can sum up the experience in two statements:

1. I really understand the tags on this post right now.

2. I started crying like a child twenty minutes before the end and didn't stop until it was over.

Like Crimson Peak is still The Movie for me, but god help me I think this is a close second.)

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May. 22nd, 2017 12:56 pm
thatyourefuse: Donna Hayward from Twin Peaks, in sunglasses. ([tp] fever isn't such a new thing)
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So I had not seen or thought twice about Twin Peaks since like 2011 if that, and I hadn't thought a LOT about it then, until [personal profile] ceebee_eebee went into an ecstatic new-canon frenzy and convinced me to watch a bunch of episodes last night.

And then it turns out I have a lot of feelings about One-Eyed Jack's. Like a lot. And I woke up with a scene very vividly in my head, and, well.

the edge of the carving knife (919 words), by [personal profile] thatyourefuse

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Twin Peaks
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Ben Horne & Blackie O'Reilly
Characters: Ben Horne, Blackie O'Reilly
Additional Tags: Screenplay/Script Format, minor stylistic experiments, Missing Scene, (sort of), canon-typical noir iconography, canon-typical sexualized menace, canon-typical Ben Horne being awful, canon-typical abuse of poetry, ladies sing the blues, Tarot, the unrelenting self-pity and ennui of horrible men, Blackie O'Reilly is like the author's favorite tertiary character in anything in years, this dynamic is everything the author is a sucker for, the author is not sorry

Summary: Don't smoke in bed.

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May. 19th, 2017 04:28 pm
thatyourefuse: Malcolm Murray and Vanessa Ives from Penny Dreadful, side by side. ([pd] no dawn no day)
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Okay, so I was GOING to make a list of my top five favorite fics not written by close friends, because... reasons, but I am crunched for time, so here are three. Well, technically four.

1. Beautiful, by [archiveofourown.org profile] breathedout (Heathers [film])

I will read anything [archiveofourown.org profile] breathedout wants to write. Period. (It helps that she so often writes everything I want to read. Fake astral projection porn! "Carmilla" except Laura's a mad scientist! Anything involving her take on Irene Adler, holy shit!) But this story... oh my god.

It is a f/f/f threesome, and quite possibly the only one I've ever read in fandom or out of it.

It's DEFINITELY the only f/f/f threesome I have ever read in which all the participants have the same first name.

It's in first person.

And it will give you feelings about Heather Chandler. Like, a lot.

I am not kidding when I say this story restores my faith in fandom, at least a little.

2. every penny of it, by [archiveofourown.org profile] marketchippie (Penny Dreadful)

You know how sometimes there's that one pairing that literally, like, defines you as a human being, and you have encyclopedias' worth of feelings about it, and you absolutely cannot stand to read anyone else's take on it, ever?

Yeah this story has two (1.5? WE JUST DON'T KNOW) of those, and it's PERFECT, and also? It's a motherfucking James Bond AU.

The only thing wrong with it is that there isn't a sequel/remix about Hecate, and I... might end up asking permission to do a sequel/remix about Hecate.

3. Basically anything [archiveofourown.org profile] arbitrarily writes is guaranteed to have a sex scene that makes me slide out of my chair, but I have to draw your attention to nom de guerre (Utopia).

I understand Utopia is not, strictly speaking, actually about Rose Leslie and her hit man boyfriend doing terrible things to people and fucking a lot. I will stick with this version.

(Oh fine I will also point to the grown-ups [Mad Men] and then go hide under something. Just... go with it, okay, it's futurefic, everyone's legal, I promise it works.)
Tristan: "I didn't think you could come up with something like this on your own. Although 'Club Crimsyn' is something I could see you having a hand in."
Chris: "The 'Y' makes it hip."
Tristan: "Yes, if you say so."


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